” Picture a nice resturant at lunch, I’m interviewing two women for a certain cosmetic line. Everyone’s dressed in business atire and these two women look like Anna-Nicole. They are smokeing Salem Menthol cigs, one after another and talking about how qualified they are for the job, when suddenly, one of their cigarettes catches a red acrylic fingernail on fire!! She casually reaches over and dips her finger in the water glass, “Good thing they’re plastic!” And continued on as if nothing happened.
She didn’t get the job.”
– L.C., Cleveland OH
(Note: this one isn’t Extreme Yuppie but still hilarious. If you have a story to tell about a yuppie encounter, shoot it to nicole@cifani.com and I’ll post it. – nc.)
