What time is it, you ask?
My watch says 10:45am but my laptop says 1:46am.
Nevermind!
Just look around.
10am – everyone sips espresso.
12pm – the ladies are sipping wine.
4pm – the guys are drinking beer.
6pm – everyone is drinking vodka. Where did it come from??
Has an hour gone by? Just wait for the intercom having to remind people that this is a non-smoking building and you’ll know.
Don’t bother to ask someone if they’re American, you can tell by the following:
1. Tumi business carry-all
2. blasphemously outdated cell phone or Bluetooth headset
3. excessive yak yak yakking or barking into aforementioned headset
4. speed walking
to be continued….
